woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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