haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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