Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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