I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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