But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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