Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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