I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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