Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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