the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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