when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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