This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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