don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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