i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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