Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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