oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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