saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You are a genius and a whore.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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