mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My dick has a subreddit
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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