Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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