Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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