how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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