dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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