I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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