I will die if light touches me.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
ttyl tear gas
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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