PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm both gender and math confused
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