So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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