do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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