Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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