is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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