there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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