we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
a search helicopter?!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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