lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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