There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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