I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
there is puke in my bra ... again
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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