My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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