um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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