Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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