even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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