it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
a search helicopter?!
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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