hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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