I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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