yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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