I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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