He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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