Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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