would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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