did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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