Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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