This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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