And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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