Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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